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Got hit on by a hot chick while waiting in line at a local Starbucks. On a scale of one to hotness…Hot Mom from Weeds…Mary Louise Parker. Or on the male scale…Robert Downey Jr circa Kiss Kiss Bang Bang…

Also think I should get a cool point for the obscure RDJ reference…

“Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” is one of my favorite movies!

I enjoyed today so very much. I hope to have many more days like it in the future.

I know it sounds cryptic, but I really don’t want jinx anything. And I’m really not superstitious, I just really, really enjoyed today.

This, however, I can live with. (via selchieproductions) (via momagus)

Fuck Yeah. To all of that.

And they have beautiful milky white skin too.

Learned this through my child’s kid’s meal toy. First off, crappy toy. And secondly, 1,714 cartwheels in an hour? That’s close to 30 an hour, which means one every 2 seconds.

Lesser known fact: he died immediately afterward.

That’s not true. Maybe I’m just jealous over the fact that I have never done one single cartwheel. I attempted one once. The end result? Wet pants as I laid sideways in the dew covered grass while two girls who lived near my grandmother cackled for nearly an hour.

Ivan Koveshnikov, thank you for the painful memories.

I love boobies.

The inside of the Edible Arrangements shop smells AMAZING!

Sitting here in the movie theater about to watch Inception for the 2nd time. People say I’ll catch things that I missed the first time, but I’ll bet that I’m going to spend the next 2 and a half hours trying to figure out how they did that. Either way, this is awesome!

Sriracha doesn’t just burn your mouth going in.